Agent Groucho

Finally — AI content that doesn’t suck.
Build full topical authority, outrank competitors, and publish faster than ever.

Groucho isn’t a blog generator. It’s your AI content team.
Fully autonomous agents create, refine, and publish content that ranks — without sounding robotic, bloated, or boring.

Groucho helps growth-focused marketers and SEOs crush content velocity — without compromising quality.

If you're managing dozens or hundreds of SEO-focused pages and wasting hours wrangling briefs, outlines, rewrites, and fact-checking — Groucho was built for you.

  • ✅ Achieve topical authority in weeks, not months
  • ✅ Generate 10,000+ word guides without sacrificing quality or voice
  • ✅ Eliminate “AI-sounding” content and humanize at scale
  • ✅ Save 10–20 hours/week with automated linking, image generation, and formatting
  • ✅ Own your stack — bring your own API keys and stay in control

Meet your new writing team.

Groucho uses an autonomous AI agent pipeline where each step mirrors how high-level content teams operate:

1. Research Agent

Creates a semantic topical map based on your niche, targeting search intent clusters that actually rank.

2. Strategy Agent

Outlines each article with logical structure, internal links, and subtopics pulled from real SERP data.

3. Writer Agent

Writes long-form content in your voice or brand tone. No fluff. No hallucinations. No AI giveaway.

4. Optimizer Agent

Adds internal links, generates images, inserts FAQs, and applies entity enrichment to boost topical relevance.

5. Publisher Agent

Automatically pushes the content to your CMS via webhook or Zapier — fully formatted and ready to rank.

Features That Actually Solve the Problem

Each of these solves a known bottleneck that our competitors either ignore or fake.

Real long-form, no drop-off

Generate 2,000 or 12,000 words — Groucho doesn’t pad or repeat. Each post is structurally sound, on-topic, and fully optimized.

Bring Your Own API Key

Avoid paying markup. Use your OpenAI or Claude API key directly. Own your cost, control your output.

Human-level voice matching

Upload a writing sample, and Groucho matches your tone and cadence — making AI content indistinguishable from yours.

Semantic internal linking

Groucho understands your post graph. Every article links smartly across your content hub, boosting crawl depth and topical authority.

Automatic image generation

Get AI-generated hero images and visual headers with SEO-optimized file names and alt text. All yours — no licensing issues.

Push to CMS or Zapier

Ready to publish? Groucho can send the post to your CMS, Ghost, or custom webhook — automatically formatted and SEO-ready.

Other tools help you write faster. Groucho helps you win.

  • 🚫 Most AI writers = regurgitated templates and thin content
  • 🚫 “Humanizer” tools = word salad that still sounds robotic
  • 🚫 One-size-fits-all = generic tone, no topical strategy
  • 🚫 Pay-per-credit = hidden markup on models you could use directly
  • ✅ Groucho = strategy, execution, optimization, and automation — in your voice, on your stack

Simple, easy pricing

Purchase your lifetime license and get everything you need plus access to all the new features we release in the future.

Lifetime Access

One time purchase that gets you access forever.

What's included

  • Use your own API keys and access AI providers directly (no middleman, no markup)
  • Create unlimited topical maps
  • Generate full blog post outlines and posts (any length you choose, avg 4k words)
  • Automatic internal linking (in a smart way that's good for SEO)

Pay once, use it all year.

$149 $349 USD

Invoices and receipts available for easy company reimbursement